According to the farmers almanac winter will be much colder and drier than normal, on average, with snowfall above normal in the north and below normal in the south.
The national weather service has been predicting snow for weeks... so where is it?
It is times like these that call for desperate measures... everyone needs to participate in a snow ritual in hopes of bringing snow to Utah.
Here are some snow rituals that I have heard of :
-The easiest one is to simply pray for snow.
-Wear your pajamas to bed inside out- this confuses the snow gods into thinking that they need to blanket us with snow.
-Put a spoon under your pillow?
-Sacrifice a pair of old skis to a great big fire.
-Flush ice cubes down the toilet apparently it helps bring in a cold front.
Do any of you have snow rituals? We need all the help we can get.
11 comments:
I don't have any snow rituals but I'll do whatever you tell me. To answer your question where is the snow? I called my friend Russell Hoolie and he said.....
They say that if you give a pair of skis to someone you went to pre-school with, the next day you'll get copious amounts of grade 'A' powda! It's worth a shot.
I heard that very same thing only it was give a snowboard to someone who is awesome! I like Burton and Voile!
They say if you call your Mum once a day, the Snow Gods will bless you. It's worth a try :)
i heard that you have to sacrafice a virgin. I did my part a couple of years ago...any takers?
I am pretty sure you have to shed the blood of a knuckle dragging snowboader or maybe just anybody with a fixed heel and the heavens will open up and poor out their blessings maybe thats tithing. I can't keep it straight.
Hey I don't know how often you check this, but I need a picture of you two for Grandma's calendar. Will you send me one? mckell.murdock@aggiemail.usu.edu. Or if you want I can steal one from your blog.
hey dude we've been shredding at the 'bird for a month already..
Love the new pic at the top! You both look all outdoorsy in you patagucci gear, no one would ever suspect you were up hobble ditch shooting guns at garbage
Snow. What are you talking about. I am sick of the snow and I am looking forward to Summer and the cool breeze of the Canyon.
Holy crap! Update this thing and let me know when your baby is due etc... I never talk to ya'll so this is my only peek on your life. Peace. -Seth
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